Me and ground cover have a history. Back in the day I was convicted with out trial by the crazy lady in charge of us for ruining a section of sod in the parking lot of a brewery in Milwaukee. Now the asshole I was with put one person in a permanent vegetative state and almost killed another but I was sent back in the middle of the night to replace some sod that I tore up activating my powers. This was one of the reasons I have for years been loathe to use my powers in an active combat transformation style. I'm more than happy to use them for travel or slower out of combat uses.
Later on sod would also play a part in a couple of jackwaggons tearing up my lawn with their stupid quads. So I flooded their house and that was apparently disproportional retaliation. Too bad for them I only know one speed.
Now there was the little incident with one of those dame jerk offs pissing me off again so I leveled his motocross track that he begged for, did no work on, and then never used. I planted corn on it. That was some good corn too.
Now it's true that two of my forms do depend on the earth, with rock and debris making up my primary structure at that point. Maybe I'm just drawn to it, maybe I just don't like sod. Who knows in the end.
What I do know is that blind black cunt should be glad she died in my universe and she better hope I never see her ass anywhere around me in this one.
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